Who didn't like butt jokes when they were little? Or calling people butt heads? When I was a youngster, I even changed Madonna's lyrics to Cherish in ode of butts, "Romeo and Juliet they never scrubbed their butts I bet."
Some things never change.
I still think butts are the funniest part of the human body. I will always think a fart is hilarious and well just months ago I cowrote an entire song about Beck's butt.... you want the lyrics don't you? And you should know that I'm physically incapable of not smirking when someone says "We do do promotional videos/catering/what have you" because well, they pretty much just said poop. It's actually a good thing because as a mom, if you're butt shy, well you're in deep shhhh. Ha.
Show me someone who's never enjoyed a variation of the butt and I'll show you a liar.
Well, my friends (ahem, free baby sitters), if I never see another butt again it will be too soon.
These past 2 weeks of Beck having a stomach virus/antibiotic induced diarrhea have warped my view on butts. Who knew a butt could cause such havoc? I've never seen so much "rea" in my life... I've never changed so many diapers in my life... I've never changed so many outfits in my life.... MY OUTFITS.
A fart is no longer a cause for laughter it's a cause for cover. It does not bring me joy it brings me fear and anxiety. And what's worse is anticipating the fact that any day now, roles could be reversed... what's to stop me from catching this virus??
Butts and all things butt related are dead to me.
Beck even got kicked out of KinderCare for pooping twice in 1 hour. REALLY?? You're not allowed to poop twice in 1 hour? I know a handful of people who'd never be allowed at KinderCare. Ok, actually, I take it all back, getting kicked out of KinderCare for dumping twice within 60 minutes is hilarious. Do you think they call it the double dump? I hope so.
Feels good to be back.
What's this video have to do with the post? Listen at 5 seconds. Seth could not resist. We have so much in common.
Poor Beck... he has no chance.
2 comments:
So happy to hear that Beck is feeling better!! His eyes look brown in the video???
glad beck is feeling better... if you can for some reason see how many times we have viewed this video i apologize for the stalker tendencies of ivy! she can't get enough of baby beck!
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